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collegehumor:

Ronald McDonald Makes Child Cry
No amount of Happy Meals could save her day.

collegehumor:

Ronald McDonald Makes Child Cry

No amount of Happy Meals could save her day.

Why I made a tumblr

I made a Tumblr account because its the only social network site allowed on the computers at my job ;]

Gotta find some way to pass the time.

do work son

do work son

kmeiselle:

Crossfit Lawrence rule

kmeiselle:

Crossfit Lawrence rule

collegehumor:

Sorry I Got Your Daughter Pregnant Cake

Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.

collegehumor:

Sorry I Got Your Daughter Pregnant Cake

Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.

One day I was showing my grandmother Youtube since she had never heard of it before. I played the ok go treadmill video for her and no matter how many times I explained it, she kept saying, “you and your friends need to be more careful when you’re filming all these videos”. She thought every video on Youtube was a home movie I made.

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I found a butt plug in the lost and found today at work. 

collegehumor:

Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant
She must have seen “Immaculate Cumception.”

collegehumor:

Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant

She must have seen “Immaculate Cumception.”

pleasefireme:

RIP Steve Jobs. May our workplaces catch up to technology and get Macs by 2021.

pleasefireme:

RIP Steve Jobs. May our workplaces catch up to technology and get Macs by 2021.